Friday, October 07, 2011

Sad Sad Softcore - My Take On American Comics

*For this write-up I define, quite loosely, "The Industry" as Marvel and DC, and then narrowing down to the other publishing companies. Also, when I speak in generalities, I do this knowing there are exceptions to everything.*









What the hell is going on?

People are saying that the sexism in the DCU and The Industry is an old issue with comics, when in reality, there's a new twist. One of the important reasons this is a NEW topic is because DC's relaunch is an attempt to pick up new readers through its accessibility, which was potentially an amazing and bold move. One that I don't believe will work.

This was a chance for DC to welcome new female readers to American comics, but DC's moves will instead keep them at bay. Congrats on creating (accidental or intentional?) controversy in the industry. You'll sell a lot of reprints of issue 1, I'm sure. Will you sell as many on issue 20? 30?

I'm frustrated with some of the arguments that are out there, and I want to address some of them.

First off, I hate the argument that "other aspects of media are sexist, therefore comics aren't MORE sexist, rather they're just reflecting the times!" or something.

That's wrong.

As a general rule, American comics are sexist. Just because it's commonplace and accepted to objectify and make women's breasts as round as their personalities are flat, that doesn't mean that it's not sexist. It is, and we've accepted it. Is this as toxic as other types of media like movies or TV? Probably not, but it definitely contributes. This is also a medium I'm passionate about. Hell, I spent the last year writing a curriculum for the benefits of comics in the classroom. I think I have every right to question The Industry and challenge its generally low standards. If The Industry wants to create a real readership for the future, they better start doing something revolutionary and not just build a new house on the same swamp.

I also hate the argument "but the industry has made advances over the years!" That's true, it has. It has also made those advances incredibly slow to the point that they are now bordering on backwards. Black Vulcan, Black Lightning, and Black Racer don't represent all the non-white characters anymore (no more Yellow Claw, right? that name was retconned). Congratulations. When you're done patting yourself on the back for that, let me ask you Eddie Murphy's famous question: What have you done for me lately? How are you pushing/updating/challenging things now?

Next argument: Violent women = strong women. No, it doesn't. It equals a man. It equals a man's answer to power. There are most definitely differences between the genders, and to deny that would be absurd, preposterous, and would actually discredit what it is to be a man or a woman (and everything in between). BUT when the differences define what we perceive as strong/weak, then there's a problem. Just because a woman can punch as good as a man (or arm wrestle as good as Iron Man while onlookers place bets, further objectifying the already offensive term "Girl Comics") that isn't what makes her equal to a man. What makes people equal is not framing them against the definition of a man (which is typically (physical strength/power). Physical strength is a narrow way to define power, and one that men have used for millions of years; one that women have had to use in the past to be heard.

And the next argument: "But there are many strong female characters! Let me list them for you...!"

That's exactly the problem. You can list them. We all know who they are. If gender inequity wasn't an issue, then listing all the female characters with depth might be more of a problem.



The characters need to come first. It seems that The Industry is busy writing from the outside in. Starfire (above) and the new Harley Quinn (below) are great examples of that. People don't read Spider-Man because he speaks to white men. He speaks to people! He's an endearing and enduring character because he's real, has depth, reacts humanly, and deals with real problems. The fact that he's a male is one facet of who he is and frames his perspective. First and foremost: He's Spider-Man! He's Peter Parker! One of (many) reasons I enjoy Joss Whedon's work is that he doesn't just write MEN and WOMEN, but rather people. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is Buffy first! She and Kitty Pryde aren't amazing characters because they're strong women keeping up with men, but because they're three dimensional. The characters speak for themselves. They have voices, depth, personality, and do not have to be compared to Spike and Cyclops. Buffy lives first, and slays vampires second.

Alex Smith


Does this mean that I'm against sex, sexy characters, kick-ass women (or girls from Kick-Ass)? Not at all. But lets be honest, guys. The Industry is, as a whole, sexist, degrading (to humanity, but I'm not going to get all Freire or anything) and writes a cookie cutter woman. It's not whether one or two characters are "offensive," but rather the voice of The Industry. Again, I'm not bothered by one or two things, but it's all this stuff put together. Look at the amazing powerhouse team of Bruce Timm and Paul Dini. They created one of my favorite characters, Harley Quinn. She is a sexy, ditzy, nasally, (stereotypical) blonde woman, often seen as a pin-up model (with, up until this year, an AMAZING costume), and in a sick, destructive, abusive relationship with The Joker. Timm and Dini also gave us Renee Montoya (Harley's opposite in many ways) and every woman in between. They've shown that they can write characters of all types, can play off old film tropes (like the sultry and sexy femme fatale or Harley's "Betty Boop with a pop-gun" thing), and tell amazing tales. Harley and all their other characters are engaging in their own right; they stand alone. They're as interesting to read about and listen to as they are to look at it.

Ok, a slight interruption. I love exploitation flicks because they're gratuitous, ridiculous, over-the-top, and otherwise EXPLOIT things in a way that says "you love guns/violence/blood/women/whatever, we love it, so here you go!" But to deny that sexism in The Industry or that The Industry isn't doing it to make a short term financial gain, is BS. Admit that you're trying to give your male audience what they want. Just don't make excuses or try and pass it off as empowerment or anything else.

Anyways, the last argument I want to address: There aren't enough female fans/writers/audience/complaints/etc. It's a feedback loop. The Industry screams to a narrow demographic, and that demo screams back. The young female fans (such as my students where I teach) ARE being heard, and they're reading manga. Even my girlfriend, a long-time comic fan, has stopped reading most American comics in favor of the diverse and rich material found in manga.

And trust me, guys, she's hot.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

The End Of The World Is Near

FINALLY! I've been waiting for this trailer for quite a while now, and I'm pretty damn excited about it. The comic it's based on is super weird, and I'm not quite sure what the demographic is for the movie. Tons of 80's video game references (anybody remember Moose from River City Ransom?), Toronto locales, comic book nods, and a plot that relies on romance and comedy, but isn't a romantic comedy. I freakin' loved it. The movie could go horribly horribly wrong (though I maintain that I have faith), but so far I'm sold.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Let Your Zef Side Shine

This is how I'm feeling about school right now (Thanks to Angel):



Wait no this is how I feel (Angel again):




No no, this is it. But I'm not sure if I'm the guy at the beginning or the end (All me):

Friday, February 12, 2010

It's About Damn Time

I've been saying this since I first saw it in Sweden in 2005: LEGGINGS AREN'T PANTS! It seems that American Apparel is ready for the trend they helped start to die.



The Lady Likes said it best:
"You know it’s serious when your dealer tells you you have a problem."

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

iamamiwhoami Viral Vid Translation

So these videos have apparently been going around the web, and much speculation as to who it is. Right now they're going by "iamamiwhoami" and it's weird and awesome and has lots of trees and a muddy hippie.
"Who is it?" everyone wants to know, and to that I'll answer the question with a question: I don't care. Jesus may be channeling Goldfrapp, or Fever Ray may have just watched The Fountain. Either way, I definitely love good marketing, and those are some great viral vids.
I took about 5 minutes and translated the numbers to letters (using the age old algorithm that every kid knows "a-1, b-2, c-3" etc.) and it turns out it works. Here's the episode titles in order of their release (and order below)

educational
iam
itsme
mandragora

Prelude 699130082.451322-5.4.21.3.1.20.9.15.14.1.12


9.1.13.669321018


9.20.19.13.5.723378


13.1.14.4.18.1.7.15.18.1.1110

Saturday, February 06, 2010

What's In A Name?

This was an in class assignment I had to do today. It was an icebreaker so we could get to know our class and sort of get to know ourselves (or at the very least look at our names). Anyways. Ten minutes well spent:

Nicolas Birondo. Nicolas Birondo. "A rose..." blah blah blah. I can't say that I've really put much thought into my name over the years. It's just that. A name. It's a word like chair, helium, or Godzilla. Ok, maybe not like Godzilla, but it's just a word. A series of words.
To begin, I'm Nicolas (not "K" not "H"). I took the name from my dad who got it from his dad. People ask "Are you going to name your son Nicolas" and I think "I have no idea," or "who cares?" It's just a name. I don't ave any legacy to follow or anything to continue.
My middle name is "Barry" and that always gets a laugh or two (I guarantee someone's laughing right now). Barry is my mom's maiden name. Barry. That's such a boring middle name. Barry. The Irish have so many awesome last names Like McCloud, McMullan, Sands and all those "O" names. They make me think of the Spirit of Ireland captured in the way that only a "Mc" or an "O" can. But no it's Barry. Perhaps it's the blandness of Barry wedged in the secret spot of the middle name that makes it so funny. Middle names offer some kind of mysterious insight into a person and captues a strange essence most people don't get to see, like a birthmark on the shoulder blade. My birthmark says "Barry" which doesn't say much at all.
My last name is Birondo. Again: Birondo. "Oh are you Italian?" No. (My mom gets that all the time). Are you Mexican? No. Spanish? No, I'm Filipino. It's a name that was probably given to my family in Sebu after the Spanish came, saw and conquered. It's not a name that holds a meaning of "My People" or anything, but I have no plans of changing it anytime soon or replacing it with an "X".
The final punctuation to my 19 letter name is that I'm the third (III). Three generations of Nicolas Birondos. I probably won't pass the name to my kid. My old roommate was Edward Burgess IX. Telemarketers and Junk mail called him Mr. Ix, which is such a James Bond Villain name. So cool. But Nicolas Birondo IV? Mr. Iv? That's just lame. But then, I get to name my child anything I want. Heck, she could be called Nicolas Birondo X (the tenth). Miss X. Doctor X. That's pretty good.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The Future Looks Bright...

...perhaps even radioactive. LG just released a brand new TV in Korea. Is it smaller than an iPhone? Bigger than a house? Flatter than a 12 year old boy? No, no and no. It's a brand spanking new 14" whopper using fragile, limited and outdated CRT technology. And boy is it worth it. The Serie 1 Retro Classic looks like it was plucked right out of the 1962 World Fair. It has all the outdated features you need including bunny ear antenna and rotating, analog volume and channel knobs. And if that wasn't enough, flip a switch and the screen goes to black and white or sepia tone! The low $200 price tag is enough to make me want to turn my whole room into a James Bond movie set. Here's hoping LG releases the lil' guy stateside (and that it doesn't cause sterility).



Wednesday, December 09, 2009

The Greatest Day Ever Is Upon Me...

...for two reasons:

1) I got accepted to USF! I got my CSET results back the other night and then two days later I got an email saying I start my masters/credential program at the end of January. Only 1 1/2 months away.

2) I found out that Spoon's new album, "Transference", comes out two weeks ahead of schedule on January 19th. And so far it sounds amazing.

Two days ago I got a series of emails that ambiguously told me I may (or may not have) passed the necessary tests, so I've been hesitantly passing the news on. Today, only two days after my application was fully received (which included SCREEN CAPTURES as my weak proof that I passed the CSET), I got an email saying I was accepted to USF. This is such a relief, as I've been stressing over those four tests since I found out I had to take them back in July. Although I could have retaken any of the tests again if I failed, it would have meant that I wouldn't have been able to start school until a year from now. Instead, there's no downtime, and I only have to figure out my next month, not my next year.

And then, as a generous amount of icing on the cake, I find out that my favorite band of the decade has a new album coming out two weeks sooner than I expected! There's no band as consistent and awesome as Spoon. Accessible and familiar, but completely elusive to description (seriously, try to do it). One of the few artists that still writes albums instead of singles, and know that immortality is built on their next move and not their last.

Anyways, to quote the Cube: "Today was a good day."

Friday, November 20, 2009

Chris Ware vs. Andrew Bird

I don't know what to even say about this. One of the most amazing/incredible/important/inspiring/depressing/*insert powerful adjective here* artists I've seen animates his character Quimby the Mouse (which is one part Krazy one part Mickey ) to the tune of "Eugene" by Andrew Bird.
I can't stop watching it! Chris Ware's stuff is always awe inducing (I'm serious. Check out any Acme Novelty book) and he constatly proves that he's smarter than me (in his self-deprecating way) on every panel. Anyways, enough of my stiff attempt at flattery. The video is good. As for Andrew Bird, I haven't ever been a fan. My friend described him best when I asked her if she's listened to Bird. She said "Andrew Bird...I think I heard his stuff, but I don't remember..." That's about how I felt after listening to his album. But this song is great. I have no idea what album it's on or if it's from his forthcoming one or what. If anyone knows, I'd love to hear it!


Quimby The Mouse from This American Life on Vimeo.

Monday, October 26, 2009

The Prisoner Remake?!

Dear Lord, how did I not know this was coming out in THREE WEEKS?! One of my favorite shows of all time is getting a remake. I'd normally call this a bad idea, but it's done by AMC (home of Mad Men) and has an awesome trailer, so I'm definitely willing to give it a go. Some instant fears I have include the use of a boring and dumpy American taking the place of the slick, charismatic, Patrick McGoohan (I've seriously been trying to channel the look of Patrick McGoohan for the last 15 years of my life), the similarities to Lost it might get (though Lost is actually a massive tribute to the original Prisoner) and the lack of 60's mod suits and primary colors of the original. Seriously, I'm really worried about Caviezel trying to play Number 6. The only thing I know about Jim Caviezel is he was Jesus in Passion of the Christ, and he was the only word that could rhyme with "weasel" in the SNL "Iran So Far" video. The things that are going for the remake? Ian McKellen and Rover. I really hope they can pull off the surreal psychological games and abstract symbolism of the original.
If they can make this and The Walking Dead work, AMC could have the best show lineup out there. Here's hoping they pull it off.

Be seeing you.





Monday, September 28, 2009

Metafiction + Comedy = The Greatest TV Shows EVER

30 Rock
Arrested Development
The Office

And now Community?

I just watched the first two episodes, and it was amazing! Everyone should go watch the show right now.


Possibly my favorite part about this trailer (can I call it a metatrailer?) is how they make it look like a heartfelt after school special/Glee commercial about half way through; manipulative and overly emotional music, unnecessary slow motion, a dissolve that goes from one guy walking to the same guy walking in a different direction, and culminating with people fighting then coming to terms with things. This formula has been seen in EVERYTHING EVER ON TV. Don't believe me? Jump 3/4 into any of the trailers below, right to the point when the music changes to something overly dramatic or emotional, and take a look (especially the last trailer).











Tuesday, September 15, 2009

"Shouldn't the name for 'dyslexia' be a palandrome?"

I recently bought Keith Lowell Jensen's CD "To The Moon...Live at Luna's" on accident when I was told that it was a "best of" compilation of Mort Sahl and Don Rickles. Deception aside, it turned out to be a damn good (non-Jewish) comedy album. Jensen has been featured on Spike TV, some news programs in Sacramento, and a bunch of other shows that I can't think of right now, and he's basically been getting a lot of press for someone out of Sacramento that hasn't killed anybody. Keith's comedy is a blend of great storytelling and observations, and stays away from heavy handed politics and cynicism that other indie comedians of his ilk use. Clever, sarcastic, strangely optimistic and slightly self-deprecating; sometimes abstract, and often lowbrow. Basically a combination of everything I love. Keith's topics range from having a kid, being told he was "hella gay at being straight", Indian tech support, and scooters and Segways.

Speaking of non sequiturs, did I tell you about the Coexist Comedy Tour? Keith is the same guy that created a religious themed comedy tour where a Muslim, a Hindu, a Christian, an Atheist, and a Jew all get together and show their tolerance by badmouthing each other. It's sickly beautiful like a mushroom cloud, or a lake of fire. Check it out and pray to your gods that they come back around.

Please support indie comedy and check out the CD and tour! At the very least, support his panhandling skills.



Sunday, September 06, 2009

Dead Is The New Black


The logo for one of the gangs that Ashley and I are in: The Lazor Saviorz

I don't really know what to write, but it's been way too long, so I've got to put something.
I went to Outside Lands last weekend and got to see some...interesting sets. On Saturday I had to sit through the whitest set of music possible. It was Jason Mraz, Black Eyed Peas and Dave Matthews Band. So brutal. Dave Matthews totally reminds me of watered down Kool-Aid: It's bland enough that everyone can drink it, and no one can enjoy it. It's basically the kind of stuff my parents want to see when they go to a county fair. It makes me wonder what place in the world this music has for anyone that's over the age of 10 or under the age of 60.
Though it sounds like an Apocalyptic line up (The E.N.D. must be BEP's way of preparing us for their brothers War, Death and Famine), there were some brilliant flashes of light. The National, Autolux, Silversun Pickups all played amazing sets. But the single best thing all weekend was The Dead Weather, who hands down stole the show. That's got to be the hottest, most charismatic band I've possibly ever seen. It was just a 45 minute smokey, sexy, seductive set as Jack White and Alison Mosshart stalked the stage. I swear I walked out of there pregnant, and with a nicotine habit. Totally worth it. After seeing that band, Modest Mouse, Tenacious D, and even MIA, couldn't compete. Everything else just seemed flat.
Oh yeah! I just remembered I've got another story to tell, but I'll put that in another post so you're not forced to choke down another paragraph of this.

Monday, August 10, 2009

"We've got more trees than Green Acre's got green"


The Funniest Thing In The World

I just spent two weeks in the Santa Cruz mountains at Bosch Baha'i School as co-director for Youth Institute (kids age 15-17). Now I'm back in SF, and though I was physically exhausted and spent when I got back, I was mentally feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and ready for the world.

What an adventure it was. To summarize, there was a busted ankle, a back injury, heat stroke, not one but TWO trees falling on people (though Dariush did catch one of them mid-fall. I mean he literally CAUGHT a tree), a flu epidemic, the near loss of an eye due to improper use of a name tag, my discovery that Robitussin and sea salt truly can cure all those problems ("just rub a little in your eye. It'll work, trust me."), a guitar-off, a dance-off, an impromptu lunch time sing-off (where the students learned the true power of the teachers/directors), the first performance of the speed metal band Satan's Juice (or Zeus Juice, or Thor's Hammer, or something), the near riot caused by an epic pillow fight, a fire (and near evacuation of the entire mountain), a tribute to MIA with cups, a tribute to Twilight with teachers, multiple tributes to Michael Jackson. We learned how to beautify our tongues and what to adorn ourselves with, and we also learned what was to be found "20 degrees off of zero", what was the spirit of Bosch, the spirit of Christmas, the spirit of Youth Week, and what songs were truly "hot in the streets."

For those that were there, is there anything I missed?

Life Is Still Dancing

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Knowing Is Half the Battle

The GI Joe movie is going to be terrible I'm sure. Why can't they make it like the new TV movie GI Joe Resolute (written by Warren Ellis?!) or these PSAs? I'm just sayin'.



Thursday, June 25, 2009

X ON U2!!!


A lot of bands have unnecessarily long names, so I decided to create the nine-headed hydra of band names. I need to start a band just so I can call it this:

They Shoot Horses Don't They Clap Your Hands Say You Will Know Us By The Pains of Being Pure at Godspeed, You Black Rebel Motorcycle Soundtrack of Our Sunny Day Panic at The Brian Jonestown Massacre As I Lay Dying I Am The Plot to Blow Up The World Trade Social Club Does It Offend You, Yeah But I've Chosen The (International) Noise Conspiracy Through The Eyes of the Five Bodies Four Suburban Kids With Biblical Names With Blood Comes Thee Michelle Gun Elephant Bullet For My Airborne Toxic Black Moth Super Cute Is What We Aim For Everything But the Evolution Control Committee Against the Machines of Loving Makers of the Dead Travel Fast Training For Utopia On the Radio From The Crypt In Helsinki What Made Milwaukee Famous For The Painfully Pretty Girls Make Rich Kids On Scary Kids Scaring Handsome Boy Modeling School Presidents of the United States of America From Autumn to Saturday Looks Good to These Arms Are...Boris Yeltsin


Worst band name ever: Cute Is What We Aim For
Runners up: I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness, Suburban Kids With Biblical Names, and Five Bodies Four Graves

Any band names I left out?